i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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