Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
