Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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