The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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