I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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