Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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