It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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