someone owes me an orgasm
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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