THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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