Rock
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Fuck
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I think your dad took our porno
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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