so let's talk penis.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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