I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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