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the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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