I wish I only lived at night.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Life is so much better after having sex.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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