ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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