$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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