Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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