ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
The adults are the big ones right?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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