Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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