She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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