Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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