I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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