Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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