love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
