You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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