Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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