Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
home. puking in laundry basket.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
