remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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