When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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