yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Damn victory sex feels great
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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