I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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