my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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