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That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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