Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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