just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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