She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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