How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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