the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I have fence marks all over my body
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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