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you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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