i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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