Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
another moral hangover. fuck.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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