Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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