Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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