Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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