how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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