Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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