Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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