the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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