your room smells of hookers.
And success
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Randomize
