I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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