It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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