At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
