And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you win again, gameday.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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